Thursday, July 16, 2009

Humpphh

This has got to be the worst blog I've ever read. I mean look at the title of this post, what's that meant to mean? It's got no relevance. I just couldn't think of anything. The writing is godawful and I'm pretty sure I've got a problem with overusing commas.

Let's take a look at the last post I made. November last year. It was going well, video of "Africa", then I started writing some bollocks afterwards. Probably ruined the good feeling you had after watching the video. Who am I talking to there? Nobody. See? All over the shop.

Anyhow, I heard someone say "d'you know what i mean?" earlier and realised how much that phrase fucked me off. It's always at the end of some banal sentence like "Oh, I like donkeys but I wouldn't name my child after one, d'you know what I mean?" or "He had no right to use my pencil sharpener without asking me first, d'you know what I mean?" OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN, YOU'RE THE STINKING IDIOT HERE, NOT ME. Ahhhhhhhhh. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

I guess I'm in a bad mood today.