"You smell like Shat"

"Citron, black pepper, and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes"
"Casual yet commanding cologne spiked with freshness and sensuality"

more pertinantly: will it disguise the smell of sitting in your bedroom for a week with the curtains closed and does it come with instructions on how to talk to women?

The Inaugural Wowtape

I've made a mixtape comprised of songs from albums I have on vinyl. It's a bit all over the place and it's not mixed but it is free!

Download: wow, that's what i call music vol. 1

Tracklist:

Belbury Poly - And The Cuckoo Comes to Belbury
BBC Radiophonic Workshop - Scene & Heard
David Bowie - Sound and Vision
J Dilla - Lightworks
James Brown - Down and Out In New York City
RJD2 - 1976
Wu Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga
Talking Heads - I Zimbra
Yamasuki -Yamasuki
Serge Gainsbourg - Cannabis
Jean Claude Vannier - Danse de l'enfant et du Roi des Mouches
The Valerie Project - Introduction
Oneida - What's Up, Jackal?
Times New Viking - DROP-OUT
Ducktails - Backyard
Eat Skull - Dawn in the Face
Washed Out - Get Up
J Dilla - Two Can Win
Lindstrøm & Christabelle - Lovesick
The Very Best - Julia (Javelin Re-do)
Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free

(cover taken from here)

Quick Note

I'm loving the new Ariel Pink song (and awesome artwork)
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round and Round

The Tomorrow People

I got quite excited the other day when The Advisory Circle record I had pre-ordered arrived.


The first vinyl to be issued on Ghost Box, one of my favourite record labels. Ghost Box are purveyors of creepy soundtracks to imaginary sci-fi movies, informational jingles, themes from half-forgotten 70's children's programmes, haunting vintage electronics; all wrapped up in perfectly designed artwork.

some short clips taken from their website:

The Advisory Circle - Mind How You Go Now
Belbury Poly - The Hidden Door
The Focus Group -Bromiding Place
Roj - Bongo Workout

It's that guy #1

New regular feature! Whereby if i see an actor who's been in more than one thing i'll post about it here.

Number 1: There's the ass from Ghostbusters with Ben Linus.

"HI I'M FROM THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY, SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN"

L  O  S  T

Smooth and Sticky

Hold on to your knickers ladies, it's that silver haired, husky voiced stud Michael McDonald:
"WOAHHH YEAH, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A DRINK NEXT WEDNESDAY OOOOOOOOOOO"

I used to think old Mickey boy made music for brainless housewives who dreamt of having an affair, how wrong I was. He is the Sultan of Sensuality, the Pheromone Extractor, the Harbinger of Sex.

Light some candles and hop on your washing machine, here's Michael: